Banging my head against social media marketing… because it feels good when I stop…

We all hear the constant drumbeat of “Social media is the marketing tool of the 21st century!”  So I jumped in headfirst to see what would happen when I became a “digital marketer”.  This is my tale, in short form… 

My hope was that I could use Facebook to generate new consulting clients and sell more books.  So I did what the “experts” told me to do and created a personal page and a page for my book.   

But wait, they said, “Facebook is not enough, you need a blog!”  So I started this blog. 

“Now you need to TWEET!” So I signed up for Twitter.  I am supposed to use Twitter to drive traffic to my other digital sites.  What the hell do I say in a 140 characters?  I was told “Use profound quotes, people love quotes!”  How is a quote from Benjamin Franklin going to promote my business?

 “Now you need to market using Linked-in!”  So I modified my Linked-in profile.   

“Now connect all of these to create an awesome web presence!”  So I connected this blog, my two websites, my Twitter account, Linked-in, and Facebook.  I tweeted, blogged, posted, and joined “Groups” like a good little digital marketer.   

One strategy was to get as many “friends” as I could and hope that eventually one might turn into a customer.  The secret was spending countless hours “bonding” with my “digital” friends and giving away my intellectual property for free so I could get more friends. 

Another strategy was to drive people to my websites via Facebook.  Or was it the other way around…?   

Results?  Zero prospects, Zero customers.  I may have sold a couple of books but the outcome was not worth the effort.   

The problem they said was “You are not posting enough!”  Oh, now I get it!  I do not spend enough time posting about kittens and playing Farmville to promote my business!  My bad!  I admit I could have posted, blogged, and tweeted more than I did but I actually had to do some real work.  If they can figure out a way for me to play Halo and promote my business at the same time, count me in!   

“Write a paper on how to increase sales and give it away!”  they said.  My response was that knowledge is my intellectual property and it is what I sell.  “Yeah, but you can get their email address and drip market the crap out them and hope they buy your services someday!”  Why would they buy my services if I am giving them my product for free?  Still waiting for that answer… 

Now I am told that Pinterest is the way to go.  Damn!  So I started a board and connected it to all of the above.  Problem is I can’t figure out how to associate pictures of dresses and recipes with my consulting business.  Any help would be appreciated… 

 Just so it is clear for everybody, this is what I learned.  What you need for a social media / digital strategy is Facebook, Linked-in, Twitter, a website, a newsletter, and Pinterest.  Make sure they are all connected.  And if you feel like giving your product away, sites like Groupon and Living Social will be more than happy to help you.  I am sure there are couple more sites that have popped up since I started writing this that you need to use.  Now find the time to write something of value in each one of these mediums or give just give away your product or service.  Success is waiting!

 I am still waiting on the “revenue” part of the equation.  But the hell with the revenue, look at the number of “friends” I have!

Groupon: A potential mine field for small business

As a Business Consultant, I am always researching newer and better ways of marketing for my clients.  In today’s difficult marketing environment, traditional marketing strategies are producing fewer and fewer leads, if any.  As a result, small businesses are desperate to find the “next great thing” when it comes to marketing.  So I spent some time investigating Groupon and thought I would share with you my results.

My intent is not to pick on Groupon specifically.  This blog post is about this kind of marketing in general.  Others, like LivingSocial and restaurant.com, fall into the same category.  I single out Groupon because they seem to have the most buzz these days.

What is Groupon?  It is an online coupon distribution system with a really good marketing campaign behind it.  A business signs up with Groupon to run a campaign offering a 50%-70% discount on their product or service.  Groupon typically receives 50% of the revenue.  For example, if you offer a 50% deal on a $100.00 product, the product sells for $50.00.  The customer pays Groupon the $50.00 and then Groupon takes their $25.00 before paying the business their $25.00.  So the business will typically get 25% of the revenue.  Groupon then takes up to 60 days to pay the merchant in full.

What is Groupon supposed to do for small business?  Most business owners I speak with fall into two basic categories in their understanding of Groupon.

  1. Groupon is a revenue generating marketing campaign designed to drive prospects to their place of business to purchase goods and services.
  2. Groupon is a marketing campaign designed to increase awareness of the business and generate reoccurring NEW customers.

What does it really do for small business?  Based on my research, it:

  1. Crushes profits
  2. Strangles cashflow
  3. Trains your existing customers to only buy when they have a coupon

Harsh?  Not really.  Just Google “Groupon worst business decision ever” and read about the business owners who nearly went out of business after running a Groupon campaign.  Here is one example: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2068373/Cleaned-gambling-Groupon-Few-firms-realise-huge-risks.html?ITO=1490.

Some even call it a Ponzi scheme.  http://techcrunch.com/2011/06/13/why-groupon-is-poised-for-collapse/.

Here is a good article from the NY Times that does the math on a restaurant Groupon campaign:  http://boss.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/11/23/doing-the-math-on-a-groupon-deal/

The problem does not seem to be the “number” of respondents Groupon can deliver for a business.  Groupon is very good about delivering the “quantity”.  The problem is the “quality” of the leads and the business mechanics and financial aspects of delivering the goods and services.

For most small businesses, 25% of revenue does not cover the costs of goods, payroll, overtime, etc, so they are going to take an immediate hit on cashflow.  So if you decide to run a Groupon campaign, understand that you are probably going to lose money on every deal sold.  Make sure you have the cash reserves (and cashflow) to handle the campaign.

What about the perception that a Groupon campaign will deliver new customers and drive repeat business?  My research has found business owners saying that less than 10% of the customers ever come back.  The vast majority of customers are just bargain hunters – thus the “quality” issue.

Others have hoped that the customers will spend more than the value of the Groupon which will help offset the costs.  One business owner found that less than 5% actually do this.  Why?  Again, most people using Groupon are bargain hunters.  And these days, most of us are bargain hunters.  Even if you are a regular customer of a restaurant that offers one these programs, why would you not use Groupon (or something similar) if they want to give you free food?

So if you are thinking about running a Groupon campaign, you absolutely need to know the following about your business:

  1. What is your objective?  If you are a brand new company with a start-up marketing budget for awareness, this may be a good strategy.  If you are looking at this as a traditional marketing campaign to get new customers and increase revenues / profits, probably not a good idea.
  2. Your average dollar sale.  One business owner’s average dollar sale was $5.00.  She ran a $13.00 Groupon.  Here is her story:  http://techcrunch.com/2011/06/09/groupon-single-worst-decision/
  3. The actual cost to produce or supply your product.
  4. The breakeven point for the campaign (if any).
  5. The maximum amount of cash you are willing and able to outlay.
  6. The maximum number of Groupons you can supply and service.  In one of the linked articles, a business owner almost went out of business because she had to pay overtime and rent extra ovens to meet the demand.
  7. AND MOST IMPORTANT:
    1. You absolutely need a process in place to track the on-going costs of the campaign.
    2. Have a system in place to capture customer information so you can continually market to the 5%-10% who may come back.

For most small businesses, Groupon is at best a very expensive marketing campaign.  At worst, it is an unprofitable marketing campaign that drains cash and ties up resources that could be better spent on more profitable business.

In summary, I think I have found a real life example of the old adage:  “I lose money on every deal, but I make up for it in volume…”

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